Ted joined FCP to take on the unique role of Office Greeter and Lead Snack Inspector. He has been with the company for five years and is a valued member of the team. In his role, he makes his rounds across all departments to ensure that no one has to eat lunch alone.

Ted is always available for meetings, with a particular fondness for in-person catch-ups. As one of our most dedicated team members, he looks forward to coming to work every day. In his previous position, Ted was (allegedly) caught sampling a colleague’s chicken parm when no one was watching—but we don’t hold it against him.

Ted began his career on a horse farm before realizing he preferred a less physically demanding environment. In his downtime, Ted enjoys short walks and a good game of tennis (mainly chasing the ball). His favorite food groups are meat and cheese, and he strongly discourages anyone from bringing fruits or vegetables into the office